The SNOT-GREEN sea--the SCROTUM-TIGHTENING sea
Cast thine bread upon the water--the SALTY water of the BRINY DEEP

Eternal backstroke in the vasty deep of the ocean of fire and brimstone
Looking ata haunted void--I'm all at sea, flat on thine back
As buoyant as the Titanic fifty years on so COME ON, Neptune, DRAG ME DOWN
Tadpole in the dead dead sea--FIREWATER! FIREWATER!

That drip drip drip is making me sick/That drip drip drip is making me sink

I could walk on water 'til I landed in strife now I'm treading water
NOW I SWIM FOR MY LIFE
My wetsuit's got a hole in it's pocket
Stuck my wet toe in a live hot socket
STUCK MY WET TOE IN A LIVE HOT SOCKET, WET TOE IN A LIVE HOT SOCKET
Water everywhere can't see the horizon...can't even be WASHED UP or BEACHED
Not even a TERN to keep my eyes on...I shouldn't have practised what
BEELZEBUB preached...

I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE
This time the decider has shown no quarter
I just had a backyard coathanger job from the SINNER SORTER, SOUL ABORTER
FIRE AND WATER FIREWATER WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE!!!

Must've bought my life from a used car salesman...only one previous owner
I must've bought my life from a used car salesman...one previous owner...
A little old lady...wish she'd driven it to church on Sunday
Four flat tyres--break an axle one day

That drip drip drip is making me sick/That drip drip drip is making me sink
That drip drip drip is making me drink/That sip sip sip is making me sick